i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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