Its about making memories worth repressing
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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