Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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