I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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