GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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