AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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