Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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