Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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