Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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