Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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