Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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