Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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