This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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