I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
