she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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