what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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