Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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