The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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