You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i out mim tonsoeep
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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