ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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