You're so nebulous sometimes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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