too bad you live with your parents still
My balls are so social today.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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