The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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