Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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