oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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