I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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