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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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