Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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