Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She said her name was "party"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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