did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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