thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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