found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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