You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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