I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
it was like eating out sand paper
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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