I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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