i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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