I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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