think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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