Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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