I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Randomize
