help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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