Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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