I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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