i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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