Her vagina should come with caution tape.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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