Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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