You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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