Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
