i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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