I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So apparently I’m into choking now
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